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Stories

These are the stories of my life. I didn't think of them as stories until my children started asking me to tell them story about when I was young and I realized I'd told them all too often.

• My autobiography
• The case of disappearing Windows
• Magic Beer Pickups
• A Bunny Tragedy

Wisdom And Quotes

• "I'm not one for persecution and torture. I whine." - T. Albright
• "I'm allergic to pain, it hurts me!" - D. Duck
• "Everything goes better with jam." - L. Hershman
• "This looks like fun" - D. Naylor (Regarding Sendmail in 2005)
• "I'm scared" - D. Naylor (Regarding Sendmail in 2007)
• "A soldier is dying in Iraq tonight so we can have freedom of speech, the least we can do is exercise it." - Carlos Mecina (Probably slightly misquoted, definately truncated for content.)